Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, Puppies>kids. We kissed them. ", Haha she's totally regretting this decision. Why don't you focus more on raising your children and less on my relationship with my pets? I have three children now, and I know this for certain — kids and dogs are not same. I just always want to ask "who the hell cares?" Follow @genius on Twitter for updates Aww. Follow @genius Please enable Cookies and reload the page. News flash, mombies: random people referring to their pets as their babies doesn't make you any less the mom of your stupid kids. The "hardest job in the world" sure comes with a lot of downtime, if these are the things they have time to come up with. I don't want any of that. Press J to jump to the feed. Based on the type of person this woman seems to be, I wouldn't be surprised at all if I found out that she got rid of her babies when her sex trophies were born. Discussion and links of interest to childfree individuals. This woman sounds like an insufferable bitch. If you feel like it does, then something is very wrong with you and your kids' relationship. "Childfree" refers to those who do not have and do not ever want children (whether biological, adopted, or otherwise). Your browser will redirect to your requested content shortly. All I can think of is Lady and The Tramp, where the couple who own Lady have a baby and then boom - instant neglect. The idea that this person may possibly have received some form of compensation for writing this "piece" makes me weep for the world we live in. :( She wasn't neglected, they just went away and left her with mean Aunt Sarah. //]]>. [CDATA[ We're going to send you on your way in just a sec. Good call. The fact it took her until kid 3 to discover they're not the same as dogs is pretty sad. This is really going to bum you out, but A LOT of people will dump their "beloved family pets" at shelters when they have children. We bought them too many toys; we overindulged them with treats. Exactly. Rabbits, Cockatiels, Budgies & Quail OH MY! I love how all of this shit is in the past tense, like as soon as this woman popped out a baby, she suddenly gave zero fucks about those dogs. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. You SHOULD put your kids first. The person who wrote this pile of crap really needs to pull the stick out of their ass. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. I'd rather ruin my carpet than my life. 43/F i have accute infant intolerance syndrome, Homosexuality: the ultimate birth control. !function(t,e,r){var n,s=t.getElementsByTagName(e)[0],i=/^http:/.test(t.location)? Your new gf/bf is always gonna be a distant second to the kids - and that doesn't make you bad. Don't call him your "furkid" or "furbaby.". No shit my dog isn't my baby. I find it creepy as well, but I will say "owner" doesn't feel as personal because to me at least, my dogs are more than just animals I own. saying my dog is not my baby is offensive to furmoms and furbabies everywhere. The closest comparison to the kind of relationship I have with them is probably that of a parent and child. We got our puppies before we got our kids, and we loved them. I find it deeply creepy when people use child terminology about pets, but that doesn't change that it is absolutely harmless and doesn't actually affect me in any way. You can "I won't put any responsibility on you", "My baby mama/daddy isn't dramatic like the other ones", "I won't neglect you" etc all you like, all of those claims almost always end up not coming true. We cuddled them. "Sloppy" anything is disgusting. (32F). We gave them silly pet names and let them sleep in our beds. My Dawg Lyrics: Cook that shit up, Quay / Baby / 4 Pockets / Yeah, that's my dawg, yeah / Yeah, that's my dawg for sure (My dawg) / Yeah, that's my dawg (My dawg) / Yeah, that's my dawg for sure I couldn't read past the first paragraph....I want to hit the author. I actually like my dog. Dogs love you unconditionally... Human children may not be so inclined. Looks like the site is more popular than we thought! They're a part of my family and a big part of my life. Uuuh, don't ever fucking tell me what and what not to call my pets, lady. I don't even like the term "furbaby" (pretending I'm the "mom" of ANYTHING squicks me out) but people like this almost make me want to use it with abandon, just to watch the steam come out of their ears. At least all of the top comments are reasonable, I do feel better after reading the comments. This process is automatic. Exactly. //