I can’t remember the last time I was making out with a girl and thought “man, I really wish somebody would stab me right now.” Sex is complicated enough, we don’t need to be introducing knives into the equation. And the pie was delicious. Provocative / polarizing things are going to yield your best response rates. Many women have a spectrum of what they're looking for - from casual fling (even if it doesn't say so on their profile) through to 'meet the parents' LTR material. What’s next, “Did you ever kill small animals as a child?” Let’s say, for the sake of argument, I have gone a rampant sex spree while depressed. | This Is Trouble, Online Dating Site Review: OkCupid - Masculine Profiles, This Is Why You Should Never Listen To A Woman's Advice About...Women - This Is Trouble, How To Get A Girl Back To Your Apartment - This Is Trouble, The Next Few Days Are Prime Days To Get Girls - This Is Trouble, Why You Should Not Go On That Second Date - This Is Trouble, Coming February 16th - Cracking OKCupid: The Modern Man's Guide to Online Dating - This Is Trouble, The 5 Best Online Dating Sites, Ranked - 2015 Edition - This Is Trouble, Hypnotica Eric Von Sydow | The Game Neil Strauss PUA, How To Combat Declining Nightlife Game – Return Of Kings. They are saying it because literally HUNDREDS of men online do nothing all day but try to get a girl to have sex with them. (NSFW), Put The Razor Down And Step Away: 10 Reasons It’s Healthier Not To Shave Your Pubic Hair, In Defense of Pubic Hair (And The Freedom Of Choice), 4 Reasons Why I Will Not Shave My Pubes For You. But say…”of course! Who the f— wants to be on Okcupid all night anyway? Jesus: clearly your hobbies, interests, amazing intelligence and career aren’t helping you get dates on a dating site with the rest of us losers, and that’s why you’re here. ... 3. . Congruence, of course, but on the other hand, the more questions answered, the more potential for disqualification, like with the pictures. Another move on. Again, mommy issues. Suggestion D: Don’t put a picture of you skiing where you’re so small I can’t even see your face. I've had luck with something simple and straightforward. LOL. >Here’s a handy go-to guide for you for the next time. "I like your style, wanna screw and eat pie sometime?" This is why men just give up and masturbate at home alone…. It basically refers to anyone who doesn’t think like it’s 1860. oh yeah! Also this is funny coming from a brainwashed MRA drone. she also told me to sign up for something called whatsapp. However, if you go with this type of profile, your messages have to be congruent to it. Did it kick your dog or something?". ), despite the fact that most guys on there are clearly unable to date in the real world for a big reason (yeah because they make such horrible faux pas like having photos of them skiing far away. From there, I even took it down to one photo at some points. Submit your writing to be published on Thought Catalog. And then, once you’ve made that high impact decision, you get to choose how important that answer is to your quest for a mate. Fine, I’m giving in and making an account. It means if you’re a fatass, you can’t put that you have an athletic build. But, it can’t come across as bragging. Doesn’t like your body language? Again what the fuck does feminism have to do this with? What a player, douchebag. And no, I don’t consider myself to be an “MRA”..do try again. Are you really saying this after you attacked someone you disagreed with just because you don’t like that she’s a girl? Oh and “feminist” isn’t an insult. The notion that a series of questions can lead to love is appealing, as the recent popularity of the New York Times' "36 Questions" experiment showed. Why would I even think that you’re asking how many people I’ve had romantic kisses with including THE ONES THAT I’M RELATED TO? “Unless we’re really vibing, I wrap things up after setting the date. It’s hilarious how you claim not to be a neckbeard, and then continually display the neckbeardy behavior in existence. Suggestion C: I assume if a guy can’t find one friggin clear picture of himself for the main one, all the rest are going to be worse AND he’s hiding something about his appearance. if i shoot you an email can you give me feedback on my “about me” section in my profile? Not forgetting the tried and tested “Mommy issues.”. Hint hint.”. Just what all men want, isn’t it? He has no style. >Ah, and I see you got in the mandatory Obama reference. The mountains? Therefore, I had good success with this opener: “I’m looking for an accomplice to rob a bank. Why engage in any sort of intelligent discourse, when you can just throw out. Yeah. You look like trouble. These girls respect themselves and want to make that clear so you understand that you have to respect them in turn if you want to spend time with them. Well, actually it is; just about the sex you’ll be giving up despite the “I’m not here to hook up” header on your profile, provided the guy doesn’t listen to your advice about approaching you. I never had success when I took it seriously, especially with girls my age. OkCupid has 3,000 questions that users can choose from to answer on their profiles and is constantly adding in new ones — especially questions related to current events and social issues. Try asking a woman who knows what she’s talking about instead of getting yourself into “Trouble.” The author of this article makes a living out of manipulating people. I’ve had a decent amount of success offline, but really struggled at first on okcupid. absolutely *nothing* to do with this discussion. And why would these people even want to watch me have sex, when they can admire the work of skilled professionals on the little screen right in front of them? You need to answer probably about 100 of them, because it is a way for them to screen. This was my message: "You know who else has a weird fascination with alliteration - the Ku Klux Klan! You need to demonstrate that you read the profile, but at the same time you don't want to say something that makes you look like you're juggling flaming bowling pins while riding a unicycle. I usually exchange a couple more pics, and then try to set a date up. Do you like pubes neat or completely shaven? >Do you see why men like me have a problem with someone like this? So if you’re looking for rhis you need the meet someone else that day.” What to reply to such fucked up judging comments? If any guy texted me this I would stand him up. Led to a fun back-and-forth exchange, then eventually a drink date. Nobody said men didn’t have hobbies. Don't ignore this feature— it's one of the major things that sets this site apart from others. It has nothing to do with “criticising” Western women. Want to hear a shocking fact? Go ahead. What do you think? What’s so bad about her attitude? What class do you play? See you then!” And let him sit there for 30 minutes and if he texted to check in I’d totally give him a “do you see me? Do you have any idea how stupid you come across? The deal breakers. No wonder when it was full of entitled cunts like you. I'm surprised that didn't make her think you were a weird incurious hermit!