Aankh Mare 2. Sign up to get the best stories from HuffPost India in your inbox every day. You will start receiving our emails very soon. Here's a list of such Hindi lyrics that will enrich your reserve of gibberish, infinitely. So music plays from pyramids and trees, women don't die standing on the Alps in barely-there chiffons, men beating other men have the flexibility of a spinning top, men getting beaten up fly in the air like frisbees, and we all pay to watch all this. All rights reserved. ©2020 Verizon Media. Ek Do teen Moorni Banke 10. Patola 9. 1. I was not looking for particularly the "solah shringar" (16 adornments of an Indian bride) or wedding-related songs; just the ones that mention any jewelry or ornament.But I did not find a single post on the internet where the songs were listed. Raste se ja raha tha, bhelpuri kha raha tha, Ande se milti murgee murgee se milta anda, Patna ho ya Bathinda ghar ghar me milta anda, "Teri akhiyon ka waar jaise sher ka shikar, Po po pa po po pa po po pa po po pa po po pa po po pa po po", "Khambe jaisi khadi hai ladki hai ya chhadi hai, Shola hai phooljhadi hai pattakhe ki ladi hai, Aankhon mein ghussa hai labon pe gaali hai, Dekho jara dekho yaaron khudko samajhti hain kya", Computer ko le kar bramha ne rachaaya kya", "Abcdefghi jklm nopkrstuvwx yz, I love you, Chuttiyon ke yeh din hain suhane, sathee teraa yuh sath rahe, Abcdefghi jklm nopkrstuvwx yz, I love you", "Rajesh Shivaji wah wah, Akbar Badshah wah wah, Mahatma Gandhi wah wah, Cha Cha Nehru wah wah, Baba Ambedkar wah wah, Mother Teresa wah wah. There are SO many songs in Bollywood that have to do with earrings, necklace, anklet, henna, bangles, etc! High Rated Gabru 5. Chalti hey kya 6. Dil Chori Sata 4. Dilbar 3. The result is gems like: 'Main laila laila chillaunga/Kurta phadke'. 20 Bollywood Songs Whose WTF Lyrics Will Give You A Headache ... Bollywood is a study in the art of impossible. Woh ice cream ho jo hai fridge mein rakhi, Phir bhi aankhon mein hai, koyi gam kyon chupa, Phir bhi tum khush nahi, bolo hai baat kya, Teekhi teekhi tej tej yeh sooli par hain sej sej. Tamma Tamma 8. Often, Bollywood lyricists made sure that songs didn't sound any less absurd than the films themselves. Now, Bollywood is a study in the art of impossible. Oh ho ho 7. Part of HuffPost News.