", Mortals: can't live forever:: Bob Hope: can't wait to see what ice cream tastes like in the year 4000, Monica Lewinsky, 2000: uses internet site to push handbags:: Monica Lewinsky, 1997: used fishnet bra to push up funbags, Chinese president Jiang Zemin: upset over problem of spy plane:: U.S. president George W. Bush: confused over ending of, Survivor: "Outwit, outplay, outlast. ":: David Hasselhoff, 2007: "Don't hassle Daddy while he's drunkenly eating a burger off the floor. ", Red Sox: famous for coming from behind:: Richard Simmons: helps a lot of people lose weight, Extra pay: overtime:: no pay: Hammer Time, When in Rome: do as the Romans do:: when in Paris: be quick and give the next guy his chance, Britney Spears, 2000: "Hit me baby, one more time. ", Hillary Clinton: "I represent the state of New York. ":: Siegfried and Roy: "That's it, tiger, nice and slow.
":: Bill Clinton: "Never take my Hustler lesbian issue. ":: Max Weinberg: "I came, I paid, she left. ", Tiger Woods: has won ten majors:: Michael Jackson: has done ten minors, NBC News: very concerned about safety of their reporters in Baghdad:: Fox News: "We're sending Geraldo. ", Q-Tip: "It gets the wax out of your ears. Sammy Sosa: played with Cubs:: Michael Jackson: played with Cub Scouts, Britney Spears: can't decide between national or international tour:: Kevin Federline: can't decide between getting high on the couch or in the tub, Extremely sexy Irishman: Colin Farrell:: extremely sexy late night talk show host: Colin Farrell if he had a late night talk show, Romeo and Juliet: love at first sight:: Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez: love after Jen broke off her engagement with Ben Affleck and divorced Chris Judd who'd been there after P. Diddy who she dated after divorcing model Ojani Noa, and five days after Marc got a judge in the Dominican Republic to sign off on his divorce from former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres who he dated after model Kim Vilanueva who is three women removed from the mother of his daughter Arianna, Debbie Rosado, Jacques Chirac at the Vatican: "The Pope was a pilgrim for peace and reconciliation. ":: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: "The insemination procedure successfully generated a viable zygote! https://conanobrien.fandom.com/wiki/SAT_Analogies?oldid=3560, Hair: Dennis Rodman:: skin: Michael Jackson, Hands: gloves:: horse trainers: Princess Diana, Jodie Foster: John Hinckley:: Conan O'Brien: that guy (a random audience member is shown), Peach fuzz: a peach:: mold: a mafia snitch left in the trunk of a car on a hot summer's day in Miami, Einstein: theory of relativity:: Michael Bolton: theory of suckability, Home run: Dallas Cowboys:: touchdown: New York Jets, 16 year old: McDonald's:: 8 year old: Kathy Lee Gifford, First stone tools: Cro-Magnon man:: domestication of cattle: Bob Dole, Pamela Lee: breasts:: Rush Limbaugh: breasts, Lion: zebra:: Max Weinberg: mosquito larvae, Sunrise: "Milk them cows! ":: Kirstie Alley: "I want to be served a Taco Supreme from the food court. ":: New York City, 2007: "So long, A-hole. ", Seven Dwarves: Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy:: US men's soccer team: trippy, pokey, sucky, Tiger Woods: dreams of hole in one:: Clay Aiken: dreams of hole in Juan, Iran: still trying to process uranium:: George W. Bush: still trying to process yesterday's, Katie Couric: might make a good news anchor:: Star Jones: might make a good ship's anchor, Lebanese government: embarrassed by extremist views of Hezbollah:: Hezbollah: embarrassed by extremist views of Mel Gibson, Lance Bass, 2002: N*Sync:: Lance Bass, 2006: N*Stan, LOL: internet shortcut for "laughing out loud":: MWINOMDA: internet shortcut for "Max Weinberg is naked on my doorstep again", Lindsay Lohan: in hot water with movie studio:: Justin Guarini: in studio apartment without hot water, Lance Armstrong: "Lance" conveniently rhymes with "France":: Floyd Landis: "Floyd" conveniently rhymes with "roid", Fidel Castro: passed on power to brother:: Luke Wilson: passed on, Big Dig: giant hole big enough to drive a car through:: Paris Hilton: versatile actress/singer, Pluto: no longer a planet:: Tom Cruise: no longer a star, Tom Delay in congress: must protect Bush:: Tom Delay in prison: must protect tush, Lowest in 31 years: SAT test scores:: lowest in 91 years: Larry King's testicles, Katie Couric: dropped 20 pounds thanks to Photoshop:: Star Jones: gained 20 pounds thanks to slow-moving buffalo, CNN reporter: leaves mic on in bathrooms:: Clay Aiken: gets Mike off in bathhouse, Chris Wallace: bawled out by President Bill Clinton:: Mike Wallace: bawled out by President Martin Van Buren, Solid, liquid, gas: states of matter:: drunk, stoned, passed out: states of Paula Adbul, Rudy Giuliani: projects image of competence aided by strong record as New York's mayor:: George W. Bush: projects image of a bunny aided by two fingers and a flashlight, Bill O'Reilly on Rosie O'Donnell: "She should be fired from The View.
":: Paris Hilton: "I must go down on what comes up. Rosie O'Donnell: portrayed a retarded woman in a TV movie:: Anna Nicole Smith: portrayed a retarded woman on, Simon Cowell: votes contestants off:: Paula Abdul: gets contestants off, Australian prime minister meeting George Bush: "I look forward to strengthening ties between our two great nations. ":: Enron executives, 2003: "Our asses are sore. ", Patrick Henry: "Give me liberty or give me death. ":: Eminem: "Do me, bitch. ":: Hulk's catchphrase: "Hulk look like poor man's Shrek. ":: possible governor Schwarzenegger: "Yes, I had group sex, but we all chipped in for her cab. Last-minute play in football: the "Hail Mary" pass:: last-minute play at Richard Simmons party: the "nail Gary" pass, Prince Charles: wakes up each morning in a stone castle:: Courtney Love: wakes up each morning behind a White Castle, CBS: #1 network with three of the top five shows:: NBC: #1 network with three of the five letters that you use to spell "bacon", Shaquille O'Neal: puts an average of 25 points on the board:: Snoop Dogg: keeps an average of 25 joints in his Ford, Disney World in Orlando: you get to meet Goofy:: Disney World in Hong Kong: you get to eat Goofy, John Roberts: "I want to serve on the supreme court.
:: Rush Limbaugh, 2003: "Dude, listen...I think my shoes are singing. ", Justin Timberlake, 2004: grabbed Janet Jackson and exposed her breast:: Justin Timberlake, 2008: the governor of California, John F. Kerry: "I have the same initials as John F. ":: Conan O'Brien: "Shut those drapes, I'm on fire. It's a blend of your favorite island flavors in a fabulously bright, sweet and tangy summer pasta salad. ", Autumn in New England: watching the foliage change color and drop to the ground:: Autumn in Los Angeles: watching Lindsay Lohan change color and drop to the ground, Roger Federer: hopes to stay on top in tennis:: Clay Aiken: hopes to stay on top of Dennis, Leonardo DiCaprio walking into nightclub: "Oh my God, it's Leonardo DiCaprio! ":: George W. Bush: "Who's Franklin Delano Roosevelt?
":: Bill Clinton: "Never take my Hustler lesbian issue. ":: Max Weinberg: "I came, I paid, she left. ", Tiger Woods: has won ten majors:: Michael Jackson: has done ten minors, NBC News: very concerned about safety of their reporters in Baghdad:: Fox News: "We're sending Geraldo. ", Q-Tip: "It gets the wax out of your ears. Sammy Sosa: played with Cubs:: Michael Jackson: played with Cub Scouts, Britney Spears: can't decide between national or international tour:: Kevin Federline: can't decide between getting high on the couch or in the tub, Extremely sexy Irishman: Colin Farrell:: extremely sexy late night talk show host: Colin Farrell if he had a late night talk show, Romeo and Juliet: love at first sight:: Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez: love after Jen broke off her engagement with Ben Affleck and divorced Chris Judd who'd been there after P. Diddy who she dated after divorcing model Ojani Noa, and five days after Marc got a judge in the Dominican Republic to sign off on his divorce from former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres who he dated after model Kim Vilanueva who is three women removed from the mother of his daughter Arianna, Debbie Rosado, Jacques Chirac at the Vatican: "The Pope was a pilgrim for peace and reconciliation. ":: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: "The insemination procedure successfully generated a viable zygote! https://conanobrien.fandom.com/wiki/SAT_Analogies?oldid=3560, Hair: Dennis Rodman:: skin: Michael Jackson, Hands: gloves:: horse trainers: Princess Diana, Jodie Foster: John Hinckley:: Conan O'Brien: that guy (a random audience member is shown), Peach fuzz: a peach:: mold: a mafia snitch left in the trunk of a car on a hot summer's day in Miami, Einstein: theory of relativity:: Michael Bolton: theory of suckability, Home run: Dallas Cowboys:: touchdown: New York Jets, 16 year old: McDonald's:: 8 year old: Kathy Lee Gifford, First stone tools: Cro-Magnon man:: domestication of cattle: Bob Dole, Pamela Lee: breasts:: Rush Limbaugh: breasts, Lion: zebra:: Max Weinberg: mosquito larvae, Sunrise: "Milk them cows! ":: Kirstie Alley: "I want to be served a Taco Supreme from the food court. ":: New York City, 2007: "So long, A-hole. ", Seven Dwarves: Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy:: US men's soccer team: trippy, pokey, sucky, Tiger Woods: dreams of hole in one:: Clay Aiken: dreams of hole in Juan, Iran: still trying to process uranium:: George W. Bush: still trying to process yesterday's, Katie Couric: might make a good news anchor:: Star Jones: might make a good ship's anchor, Lebanese government: embarrassed by extremist views of Hezbollah:: Hezbollah: embarrassed by extremist views of Mel Gibson, Lance Bass, 2002: N*Sync:: Lance Bass, 2006: N*Stan, LOL: internet shortcut for "laughing out loud":: MWINOMDA: internet shortcut for "Max Weinberg is naked on my doorstep again", Lindsay Lohan: in hot water with movie studio:: Justin Guarini: in studio apartment without hot water, Lance Armstrong: "Lance" conveniently rhymes with "France":: Floyd Landis: "Floyd" conveniently rhymes with "roid", Fidel Castro: passed on power to brother:: Luke Wilson: passed on, Big Dig: giant hole big enough to drive a car through:: Paris Hilton: versatile actress/singer, Pluto: no longer a planet:: Tom Cruise: no longer a star, Tom Delay in congress: must protect Bush:: Tom Delay in prison: must protect tush, Lowest in 31 years: SAT test scores:: lowest in 91 years: Larry King's testicles, Katie Couric: dropped 20 pounds thanks to Photoshop:: Star Jones: gained 20 pounds thanks to slow-moving buffalo, CNN reporter: leaves mic on in bathrooms:: Clay Aiken: gets Mike off in bathhouse, Chris Wallace: bawled out by President Bill Clinton:: Mike Wallace: bawled out by President Martin Van Buren, Solid, liquid, gas: states of matter:: drunk, stoned, passed out: states of Paula Adbul, Rudy Giuliani: projects image of competence aided by strong record as New York's mayor:: George W. Bush: projects image of a bunny aided by two fingers and a flashlight, Bill O'Reilly on Rosie O'Donnell: "She should be fired from The View.
":: Paris Hilton: "I must go down on what comes up. Rosie O'Donnell: portrayed a retarded woman in a TV movie:: Anna Nicole Smith: portrayed a retarded woman on, Simon Cowell: votes contestants off:: Paula Abdul: gets contestants off, Australian prime minister meeting George Bush: "I look forward to strengthening ties between our two great nations. ":: Enron executives, 2003: "Our asses are sore. ", Patrick Henry: "Give me liberty or give me death. ":: Eminem: "Do me, bitch. ":: Hulk's catchphrase: "Hulk look like poor man's Shrek. ":: possible governor Schwarzenegger: "Yes, I had group sex, but we all chipped in for her cab. Last-minute play in football: the "Hail Mary" pass:: last-minute play at Richard Simmons party: the "nail Gary" pass, Prince Charles: wakes up each morning in a stone castle:: Courtney Love: wakes up each morning behind a White Castle, CBS: #1 network with three of the top five shows:: NBC: #1 network with three of the five letters that you use to spell "bacon", Shaquille O'Neal: puts an average of 25 points on the board:: Snoop Dogg: keeps an average of 25 joints in his Ford, Disney World in Orlando: you get to meet Goofy:: Disney World in Hong Kong: you get to eat Goofy, John Roberts: "I want to serve on the supreme court.
:: Rush Limbaugh, 2003: "Dude, listen...I think my shoes are singing. ", Justin Timberlake, 2004: grabbed Janet Jackson and exposed her breast:: Justin Timberlake, 2008: the governor of California, John F. Kerry: "I have the same initials as John F. ":: Conan O'Brien: "Shut those drapes, I'm on fire. It's a blend of your favorite island flavors in a fabulously bright, sweet and tangy summer pasta salad. ", Autumn in New England: watching the foliage change color and drop to the ground:: Autumn in Los Angeles: watching Lindsay Lohan change color and drop to the ground, Roger Federer: hopes to stay on top in tennis:: Clay Aiken: hopes to stay on top of Dennis, Leonardo DiCaprio walking into nightclub: "Oh my God, it's Leonardo DiCaprio! ":: George W. Bush: "Who's Franklin Delano Roosevelt?